I like wallpaper but gluing paper to the walls just feels anathema to me.
I like patterns but I’d hate the world to be uniform.
I feel sick when I have too little money but I also feel nauseous when I find I have too much.
I love high heels but I prefer flat shoes.
When it rains I love the sun but when it’s sunny I wish for rain.
I can do sums but I hate counting.
I want to feel sexy but I don’t want people to look at me.
I want to learn but I don’t want to practise.
I like music but I also adore silence.
I don’t like owning books but I like reading them.
I want to live until I’m old but I don’t want to be old.
I guess I’m just a regularly irregular kind of person.